How to Wrap a Burrito
If, like me, you are unable to make a burrito that stays together past the first bite, here’s the perfect method to wrap a stable burrito.
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Hulk tried Andy’s burrito method but Hulk still make mess. Hulk stick to taco salads.
Hulk
July 7, 2008 at 12:15 am
Hulk just learned from Nick Fury “Agent of Shield” that Andy did not go see Hulk’s new movie. Hulk’s feelings hurt. Hulk knows Andy has had new baby but Hulk’s movie has been in theaters for weeks. Hulk is now disillusioned. (Hulk is not sure what “disillusioned” means, but Hulk heard this word on TV today and it struck cord with Hulk.)
Also, Hulk thinks baby is cute, but could use massive gamma radiation burst to make baby green and powerful. Hulk will speak with The Leader about this if Andy and Amanda wishes.
Hulk
July 16, 2008 at 1:28 am
you know, given my conversion to mayonnaise over the past decade or so, i’d like to revisit the old STHS taco salad con mayo. i know Hulk was a big fan, but you were into that too right andy? I have fun the full gamut and now find the formerly nauseating flat out enticing.
givemebackmylegions
August 17, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Yes, Hulk agrees – mayo good on all things.
Hulk
August 29, 2008 at 11:39 am
goddamn it, update your blog! fatherhood notwithstanding, you can’t have burrito-wrapping as the lead entry for two months.
givemebackmylegions
September 10, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Hulk tired of Andy no blog too! Blog Andy, blog!
Hulk
September 11, 2008 at 12:44 am
Hulk has idea. Hulk will write blog post FOR Andy and Andy can paste Hulk post to new Andy title for new entry.
Here is article for Andy:
“Andy happy lately. Baby is not green, but still powerful. Amanda and Andy went to Rhode Island to see family of Amanda. Visit was fun and Amanda family impressed by powerful baby. Andy will blog everday from now on, sometimes twice. Andy promise this.
Andy thanks Hulk for good comments and also Hulk gives Andy good advice. Hulk would not threaten to smash unless Hulk had good reason, and Andy know this. Andy sorry for any slight or rudeness to Hulk (but not sorry for slights or rudeness to weak, puny Bruce Banner, who Hulk would smash if Hulk could.)
Andy also would like to officially endorse John McCain and Sarah Palin for president. Andy feel McCain see best future for country. Also, Andy think Sarah Palin is super cool. (Andy wanted to vote for Mit Romney, but Andy will wait till 2016, after triumphant McCain Administration.)
Also Andy sorry to Hulk not to see Hulk’s movie. Andy almost forgot.”
There, Andy. Post with original title and Hulk will tell no one that Hulk helped you. Hulk is now “ghost writer!” (Although that sounds like “Ghost Rider,” who hulk has smashed many times.)
Hulk
September 11, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Andy, I want to vehemently apologize for what the Hulk has written on your blog, and I’m sorry he has become such a virtual nuisance to you. I’ll see what I can do about keeping him away from computers in the future. Of course, even if I put a good password on my own he can always use the ones at the library which he apparently has been doing more and more lately. I fear he’s trying to hide his activities from me, and that can only mean he’s up to no good.
Also, I want to assert that the Hulk’s political views in no way represent my own.
Bruce B.
September 13, 2008 at 9:30 pm